Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over

I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day

by L892 August 20, 2025

Do you mind

Do you care?

Do you mind if I smoke here?

by jinhobrine June 10, 2017

Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020

Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.

Do we need to go into a mindful minute?

by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020

vike minded

Flexible, lean, community-driven, dependable.

People who say "Free party is not a crime" are the next VIKE MINDED!

by Howie Marx July 15, 2024

feeble drug infested mind

One who thinks that they can handle the drugs they are consuming when in fact their life is totally unmanageable and their thinking distorted , and totally clueless yet still consuming drugs as if they have nothing to do with their mental state.

Look at that dumb bitch she thinks she can run things with her feeble drug infested mind (fdim).

by Dutch mutter December 27, 2016

Abstract Mind.

Sam Book.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."

by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013