Mindful Minute

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.

Do we need to go into a mindful minute?

by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020

Mind your business

You don't agree with what I'm saying or kissing my ass so you don't get to have a opinion or speak about it.

Dumb chick : he cheated on me for the 78th time...should i give him another chance

Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change

Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens

Someone wise : you should of been left him

Dumb chick : mind your business

by The Mysterious 1 December 11, 2022

Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020

Abstract Mind.

Sam Book.

"hey Sam, can I have help with this problem?"
"Of course, I mean I have an abstract mind."

by kfnkdnv October 21, 2013

Inside The Mind Of Simon

inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"

preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip

Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"

by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025

Mind Hymen

Realizing you've been mind fucked for the first time.

"shit man, I saw Inception for the first time the other day man."

"did you like it?"

"Yeah, but dude, I think it popped my Mind Hymen."

by The8-BitZulu August 31, 2011

Woke mind virus Noah hooser

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024