March 17

A day where you’re not allowed to FaceTime your s/o.

March 17- Just don’t FaceTime your s/o

by (: mich July 6, 2021

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March 10

National clean your vagina day. CLEAN YOUR VAGINA!! Wether you douche it, use soap and water, a rag, or summers eve, clean your kitty girls. None of you do it enough so today it the day ladies. Make your man proud and ditch the sardines.

Your man: Hey George, Hanna smelled nice and fresh today while i gave her the good good.
George: Yeah it's March 10th, national CYVD.

Your man: Ohhhhh...

by Hottienottie March 10, 2020

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March 19

A Real Nigga Holiday..dassit

I bring in the spring like March 19,

Big boss, big steppa, big honcho ting.

by somewhereinwinscansin October 20, 2019

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March 10

Osama Bin Laden’s birthday. Basically, this is the day where we all degrade him for ruining New York City.

I could care less about March 10 since it’s you-know-who’s birthday.

by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020

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5 March

Suck a dick day

I like dicks on 5 March

by Lillie Wright November 9, 2019

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March 20

If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an I you must give him a Blow job

Welp.. Ivan is born on the 20th of March... guess I’ll give him head. (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

by Anthony Ruevas October 16, 2019

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