Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

lights out meatball

game over; finished in a dramatic fashion.

When Bruno threw that last crushing blow to Bill's jaw it was lights out meatball.

by richard voogone November 1, 2013

kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021

Aircraft Warning Lights

Bright lights placed on tall structures, typically on skyscrapers and radio mast to alert aircrafts of their presence. They are usually white or red, and can be light in a cycle, or lit at all times.

Person1: Check out those Aircraft Warning Lights in the distance!
Person2: They look scary....

by commanderalpaca April 10, 2021

Dome light skeetsman

One whom partakes in the act of ejaculating on or around ones dome light for no particular reason. Then leaving a little on the door handle to let the victim know they have been had by the dome light skeetsman, widely used in pennsylvania areas

Why is my handle sticky, oh no I've been had by the dome light skeetsman, son of a bitch

by The berkulator January 24, 2011

diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.

by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021

Light Switch Friends

Light switch friends is what you call a friend that you are friends with for a while then you aren't and then you are again. Repeating in an order similar to a light switch.

Jay: Are we friends?
Me: We're just light switch friends.

by Milla5 March 13, 2022