Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.

Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.

by beingwhereiam November 4, 2022

《¤》I《¤》Think《¤》I《¤》Landed《¤》Somewhere《¤》

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《¤》I《¤》Think《¤》I《¤》Landed《¤》Somewhere《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

physical land

Land, not the sea, something you can physically touch or stand upon.

Driving on physical land takes a lot longer than flying!

by KSB_in_sd January 20, 2025

gort land

barvin meak does NOT aprove fo gort land cuz an unspecified lack man baned him from gort land!!!!!

Bruh gort land.

by Gort Lander May 3, 2023

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

Rough Landing, Holly

Song by band Yellowcard, From their album "Lights and Sound"

J: What's your favorite Yellowcard song?
F: Rough Landing, Holly by Yellowcard

by TakeTheShot January 14, 2020

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

by The_Milk_Man6996 December 8, 2018