do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me
by yeetyboi230 July 09, 2022
by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017
In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.
by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020
A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.
by A head-over-heals kid May 14, 2011
Graceist graceist this gurl is a racist bitch who says the nword alll day she is annoying and will cry till she dies bc she wants attention
by Stoneywood.truths November 14, 2019
Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.
I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!
The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!
The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!
by The Bottom Rock October 14, 2010
During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"
"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"
by WinkWinkNudgeNudge November 11, 2013