Jordan

tall buff diabolical black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022

Jordan

Only pussy bitches say this as it's a undercover word for nigga or nigger.

White guy- sup Jordan

Black guy- My names jamal?

by Halucanun901 April 11, 2021

Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.

I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way

by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018

Jordan

Normally loves anime and is very social and funny to friends but is depressed and can't deal with life.

Jordan just got curb stomped

by Jxrdz. May 12, 2020

jordan costick

a jew

jordan costick is a jew

by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 10, 2019

Bailey Jordan

A man that clearly has an abnormally large penis.

Jesus Christ, that man there has a Bailey Jordan.

by BJ Bails November 23, 2021

Jordan

Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.

To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.

Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!

You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

by my name is jordan June 17, 2022