He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.
He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
Get the Jessemug. Poster child for a hardworking American man; honest, sincere, loyal, generous, clever, witty, funny, smart, thoughtful, polite, respectful, creative, handsome, chivalrous, romantic, deep, one in a million kind of man.
Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.
Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.
Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.
Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.
Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Jesse Cole is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover, life partner, soulmate, and best friend in one man.
Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.
You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.
You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
by Beingsteph July 31, 2022
Get the Jesse Cole Farrismug. The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
by McGlynnEvan December 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.
Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
by Dnods March 15, 2016
Get the jesse mercermug. by jesshater69 May 24, 2024
Get the jess mennonitemug.