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jack the slurp

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
by Udy February 20, 2009
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jack wachtel

hot and sexy
by poeticallycorrectjulius November 28, 2022
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Diesel Jacked

Seen to have explosive, ripped muscles beyond any recognition.
Joey Porter, a man among boys, is Diesel Jacked.

Ronnie Coleman is diesel jacked.
by Joshua Trant January 29, 2009
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NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.
Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.
by MonthMaker January 2, 2019
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Jack Doherty

A famous YouTuber who does challenges, pranks, and stunts. He usually does them at Walmart, Target, at school, or at home. He lived in New York but now he lives in LA.
I watched Jack Doherty’s new video last night.
by IM SINGLE AND PROUD ASF May 14, 2022
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Jack Bib

a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.
I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.
by Super Stan Darsh April 3, 2011
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Gift-jacked

After someone has confided what they plan to get a common recipient as a gift, gift-jacking is stealing that person's gift idea and buying it for the recipient yourself first. Result is that they have to think of something else to give. Often followed later with the gift-jacker mentioning what they got the recipient and pretending it was their idea in the first place.

Noun form is Gift-jacker: being the person who does the idea theft.
I was going to get Jane an apron for Christmas, but I got gift-jacked by my Mom.
by etcetera16 December 24, 2010
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