Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco

Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.

by thafisher51 March 20, 2025

italian ferriswheel

When two dudes helicopter dick close enough so their dicks collide. This goes on until one or both orgasm.

Those gays look super experienced, they've totally Italian ferriswheeled

by PurplePickleTickler May 11, 2017

Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.

You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?

by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017

Italian Brun Special

When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one

Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special

by Johny763 April 5, 2024