the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

by Steadlur February 9, 2023

italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!

that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.

by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014

The Italian Showbag

When you are fucking a girl and your balls slip into the hole.

I was giving this girl the Italian showbag last night and I think I slipped a nut

by anonymous August 23, 2021

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.

Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024

Italian delite

When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.

The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.

by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018