Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

by Death Menace March 13, 2023

Breathe Air

Andrew Tate The Dude That Says BREATHE AIR because YOU SHOULD

an airplane crashing just for andrew tate to punch you because your vaping and when you knocked out you hear

BREATHE AIR

by the gamer cool 100 November 7, 2022

Breath Eating

Breath Eating is when you're trying to eat something but you have a cold and can't breath through your nose so you have to breath through your mouth while you try to eat.

Guy 1: *gasps for air with nacho in mouth
Guy 2: Are you breath eating again?
Guy 1: Yea, and i can hardly breathe!

by MariOG June 30, 2016

explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.

Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.

by Wizard Lizard May 10, 2014

Breathing

You should breathe sometime. It's better than absorbing oxygen through your skin.

Bro just try breathing. Don't be an idiot single celled organism hyou shite

by Vulcan-A1 January 30, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Breath blinders

The act of breathing like you’re going into labour whilst inside a vehicle in order to fog the windows and prevent people from seeing you smoke the ganj.

Friend: I’m about to hit this shit. Me: put on the breath blinders/ breath like you’re going into labor before they see us.

by Desert lightning May 31, 2019