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brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!
Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉
by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019
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Bit Brain

The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
by Luxar September 27, 2019
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brain hurt

a mild headache caused by someone confusing or acting abnormally towards you.
or
caused when you don't know how to talk to someone because they are so different from you
Christina: "I don't understand video-games they are a waste of time"
Sam: "You make my brain hurt"
by Thunderfarts April 23, 2018
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beyond brain

When something is so unreal your brain doesn't have the capacity to comprehend it.
The amount of clout I have on soundcloud is honestly beyond brain.
by Deadassdawg September 25, 2017
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Brain poker

Someone who likes to pick other peoples brains for knowledge.
Brian is such a sexy brain poker, i wish he would come over here and poke my brain.
by Dazelowkey April 16, 2017
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brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker
He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017
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Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.
Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."
by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018
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