Minecraft

A legal drug for all ages that is more addictive than drugs.

Buddy: yo there's this super cool new place where all the hot babes and ...

Timothy: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO KILL THE ENDERDRAGON IN MINECRAFT!!!!

by lolu are um January 20, 2022

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A Minecraft Movie

Pls spell it correctly there is an a in front of the Minecraft

A Minecraft movie

by Erodeoht22 April 25, 2025

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the best game in the world, in minecraft everything is made out of blocks and there's a lot of things to do as well as survive, build, kill the ender dragon to beat the game, and play with any friends that join you.

Person 1: OMG is that kid playing minecraft!
Person 2: yeah, he killed the ender dragon and is now building with his friends.

by Destroyer3012 March 18, 2021

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Terraria is just better

Terraria > Minecraft

by Willmihh October 1, 2022

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There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

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