Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011
Get the Happy Handsmug. When a guy ejaculates in a girl's hands while they're sleeping and sticks them together so that when they wake up their hands are stuck together in the prayer position.
"Can you spoon feed me my cereal Jenna?"
"Why do you need me to spoon feed you?"
"Jason prayer handed me again last night."
"Oh Jason and his prayer hands."
"Why do you need me to spoon feed you?"
"Jason prayer handed me again last night."
"Oh Jason and his prayer hands."
by Reverend Dick Johnson September 30, 2009
Get the Prayer Handsmug. Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.
Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
by NicCamacho August 26, 2010
Get the stone handsmug. by Greenery June 17, 2008
Get the hand rapistmug. What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."
by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009
Get the Poo Handsmug. When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
by 707ceerip April 14, 2014
Get the lobster handmug. A natural force of nature that acts as a balancing mechanism when too much or too little of something occurs.
Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.
Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.
After the juggalo convention began, the invisible hand of doom brought the ceiling down upon their fat painted heads.
Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.
Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.
by lank crankfurter June 9, 2004
Get the invisible handmug.