wet hair>>

when a guys hair is wet it makes them 10x more attractive

“my hair is wet rn so lemme take a pic and send it😵”

me rn: wet hair>>

by lilizzyvertt April 20, 2021

asshole hair

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper

Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017

Hair lip

Any person in a blue collar trade

Not too bad for a couple hair lips

by Pedrough January 23, 2022

thin hair

it’s the best hair type- honestly thin hair is so pretty and suits everyone. compared to thick hair it’s way more handleable and it’s so cute with every outfit. i can’t explain how pretty it is and never be insecure about it because anyone mature knows that it’s better

She has thin hair— its so pretty. she’s so lucky.. in envy her for it.

by doritopersonlol August 24, 2022

Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.

Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!

by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011

hair hat

strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.

Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,

by OldRounder February 23, 2021

Pickle Hair

the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.

Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!

(girl continues to ride)

Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss

Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait

(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)

Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!

by quikstop03 May 30, 2010