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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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NA FLASH

When a league of legends player (possibly pro) from the North American region uses the in-game flash summoner spell in a terrible and possibly game losing way, we define it as a NA flash. The term is often used by people from the Europe West region to make fun of the NA region and players, but unfortunately they are equally as bad and have not won Worlds in millennia.
Twitch Chatter 1: NA FLASH HAHA
Twitch Chatter 2: Nah but EUW
by suh bruh nuh dih January 11, 2023
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Fallujah Flashbang

When entering a building Fallujah, Iraq, you would throw Grenades instead of Flashbangs.
Lcpl Wagner toss a fallujah flashbangs in that room to clear it.
by TheUglyAmerican January 17, 2023
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Furry Flashbang Friday

Any Friday you can flashbang a furry and legally get away with it.
"Hey dude, lets stalk up for Furry Flashbang Friday!"
by Felicxxx January 25, 2023
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Mexican flash-bang

A reoccurring phenomenon that happens in the south west when a woman is suddenly surrounded by an enormous group of mexicans that kill and rape her (in that order) leaving just as fast as they came, with only the woman's dead body laying on the ground bleeding out. The whole process takes roughly 3 seconds.
I dont know man, it just happened, like a Mexican flash-bang
by Omegav February 23, 2023
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Florida Flashbang

A backwoods munition crafted by placing a lit M80 firecracker in the mouth of a bullfrog. The frog can then be thrown full speed at a target by hand. Alternatively, a slingshot can be used to for ranged accuracy.
That Taylor boy keeps running off with my chickens, that’s alright, he’s gonna have a Florida Flashbang aimed at him next time.
by GravitonCrImSoN March 16, 2023
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