gorilla dump

A dookie so huge, nobody can believe it came from a human. A bowl-buster.

I had 36 chicken wings yesterday, and today I took a massive gorilla dump. My bad

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.

Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump

by Juddnelson June 14, 2016

No dumping zone

The period of time in which something bad happens during which you cannot break up with your significant other.

My girlfriend's dad just died. Guess she's in the no dumping zone for a while.

by midnightcookies May 20, 2011

dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.

She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?

by CGPsaint April 21, 2017

Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps

Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.

by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017

system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(

me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--

by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008

Dick dump

Wank

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"

by i2oo March 14, 2013