Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.
Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.
by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008
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by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 22, 2010
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I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!
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by Carlos and Scott June 19, 2007
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Get the hobo drunk mug.The act of heavily drinking inside a video game, a pixel drunk can also be defined as an in-game alcoholic.
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