Donkey Punch

A fruit drink, often mixed with alcohol, that tastes like ass.

I swore I asked for the jungle juice, but ended up with donkey punch.

by Dickchinhairy March 4, 2016

Water Donkey

A water donkey is a person(s) with a very large, explosive bladder.

Dammit Pablo your always walking so proud with your water donkey swinging around!

by The Congesour' February 28, 2011

donkey milker

one how masturbates a male donkey.

Man, steven is such a donkey milker.

by Mat Nun September 4, 2006

donkey Douche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.

in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

Donkey slap

Pimpslap while fucking

fuck youre girl doggystyle, then put it (without saying anything) in her ass. She turns her had give her a full pimp slap (back-hand right on the face) and say "HOW ARE YOU DOING" This is the "Donkey slap"

by KPC-nick February 18, 2009

donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005

donkey dick

A major disappointment, such as a bad ending to a movie or book.

"Man, that movie sucked Donkey Dick."

"The ending of the book sucked major Donkey Dick."

by E. D. July 12, 2008