oy cunt

An Australian/British slang meaning two things:

1.
Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
2.
Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!

by Dudebloke March 23, 2021

Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.

KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019

slaggy cunt

A girl who fucks her friends boyfriends and ex boyfriends for sport.

That Kirstie girl is quite the slaggy cunt. She was my best friend till her fiftieth fuck was my exboyfriend.

by Dramaqueen2121 June 21, 2017

cunt muggler

Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.

All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.

by ESRSM123 December 17, 2013

Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

Cunt Car

A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.

"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."

by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019

dense cunt

An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.

Shut the fuck up, ya dense cunt

by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019