Face Cookie

A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.

How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a sweet and innocent voice.

2.Crumple up cookie and punch the poor S.O.B. in the face.

3. Unclench fist and wipe the cookie crumbs on victim's face in a downward motion.

That jerkface Joe pissed me off royally yesterday. He's in need of a face cookie!

by EinahpetsNayd December 16, 2008

cookies in the street

A reference to blowing your load in a public forum.

oh, ill give you youre cookies in the street.

by John Schnatter February 16, 2010

[nub cookie]

A insult used in gaming langauge, much like nubcake. this word is normaly used when some1 says somthing completly stupid and some1 else calls them a nubcookie for their stupidity

p.s Every time the word nubcookie is used by a person/s 1 pound sterling is to be donated.

Mike:'Hollands in germany aint it?'
Sim:'No mike u nub cookie, holland is a country'

by Mikelol March 18, 2009

team cookies

The best thing since sliced bread

are you on team cookies? Team what? *first guy assasinates guy that asks team what*

by The Bankster January 31, 2009

cookie runner

a NERD
a cookie run player is a nerdy nerd nerd who plays cookie run (a game for nerds)

"don't date them they are a cookie runner"
what?!! no way!? be thanks for warning me I almost dated a nerd

by ihatecookierunkindgomitsucks January 25, 2022

cookie lady

Lady in your neighborhood (normally in the hood) who sell snacks such as takis

Hey Tyrone wanna go to the cookie lady and buy some shit?"

by Realhomedawg April 14, 2016

Legend cookie

Its one of the rare cookies from the cookie game, found on swiftirc channel #darkness.
Its ability is quite handy, when the cookie monster attacks you, you can trade it with him for another rare cookie.
Instead of running away.
These are smithable.
Other rares are: Rage cookies, Lighthouse cookies, Rainbow cookies.

The cookie monster has came and stolen -Guy1-'s cookies!
-guy1- OMFG?!? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
-guy2- Duh.. you have a legend cookie... use it.
-guy1- !legend
-cookiebot- -Guy1- Has traded the cookie monster a legend cookie for a Rage cookie! The cookie monster happily runs away with his legend cookie.

by Helper204 January 9, 2010