fighting his clown 

Another name for jerking off.

“Is Jim coming? No he’s at home fighting his clown.”

fighting his clown by Gupster December 12, 2017

punch the clown 

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

punch the clown by Chris May 13, 2005

Inane Clown Posse

A better, truer, way of saying "Insane Clown Posse."

Insane Clown Posse? More like INANE Clown Posse, amirite?

Inane Clown Posse by Bradassface June 21, 2008

emo clown 

Someone who wants to play a game in the Annoying Saw 1 and 2 (Annoying Orange).

Annoying Orange: You're kind of Emo, aren't you?
Unknown creature with a clown face on TV: No, I'm not Emo.
Annoying Orange: You're an Emo clown. *laughs*

emo clown by finalname07 November 26, 2010

Brown Clown 

Marijuana that is brown in color and makes the purchaser feel like a clown. It is typically the weakest of strains and proccessing almost always includes compaction and packaging somewhere in mexico. Users of brown clown typically experience a headache shortly after use.

Jason: "Dude I just scored the worst brown clown ever."

Travis: "No kidding, I've got a killer headache to prove it."

Jason: "I feel like a brown clown for buying this crap."

Brown Clown by mullarchy October 14, 2011

ass clown 

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

ass clown by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003

cum clown 

Ejackulating on a girls face and spreading it around so she looks like a clown with white face paint.

I gave carrie a cum clown last night.

cum clown by Matt H... February 15, 2006