Angelynne X Jana's closet

One hot ship

person 1: OOOO,YOU SEE ANGELYNNE HUMPING JANA'S CLOSET?!?!
person 2: YEAH!!
person 1: THAT IS TOTALLY AN
person 2: ANGELYNNE X JANA'S CLOSET

by ShipperLord April 23, 2020

Closet homosexual

When somebody acts homophobic but is really gay they only let their good friends know that they're gay

David Man I hate fags

Jake Really

David No I actually think I'm gay but I just call people fags because I want them to be my friends

Jake Ok

Ryan Hi

David Get away fag

Ryan What

David I don't want this gay fag with us

Ryan You closet homosexual

by Boogereater69 March 4, 2021

Love Closet

Closet: The location that you sleep in when your friends can't provide a bed for you.

Love Closet: What that closet becomes when you're no longer alone in it.

"Dude, where'd Laura go?"
"She's in the love closet with Rob"

by R0Bizzle October 6, 2006

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.

Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.

by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006

closepin

a jamaican term used to describe a woman that sleeps around alot.

wonda why dey call u closepin? squeeze her head and her legs dem open.

by nevermind! February 6, 2007

The Bank's Closed.

When referring to kissing, denying the kiss of it's happening...

*Boy leans in for kiss*

Girl: Sorry, but the bank's closed.

by TheNewJoanRivers December 8, 2010