cheese elves

A race of elves that dwell in cheese. There is 3 races of cheese elves: the achwab (corn traders), the basketball cheese elves, and the pay-the-bills. They like to pay bills.

There are 27 billion cheese elves on our bodies.

by Chaouni-alien November 27, 2021

Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019

Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"

to melt cheese:
Howard melted Frank's cheese after he scored the winning goal

by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011

Coke Cheese

The pieces of a cocaine addict's perforated septum that become expelled from their nose.

Dang, did you see the amount of coke cheese that came out of Jack's nose when he sneezed?

by Elleissa January 2, 2016

Booty cheese

Booty cheese is when cheese builds up in your booty. Someone can eat your booty cheese or you can eat it if you want. It’s a delicacy in California!!! Booty cheese is the best tasting thing you’ll ever have. When your booty cheese starts bulking up after a while, it gets better and better so don’t let anyone steal it or eat it!!!!!

While I was sleeping my best friend ate my booty cheese I’ve been saving up for months without my permission!!!! Wtf man😭

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 25, 2020

Cheese Addict

A person who will do anything for cheese including sucking a dick. They may also be a femboy.

MeeM: Hey guys, Tux is a cheese addict, he’s probably a femboy.

by MeeMTheCatMaid April 17, 2021

Cheese Draft

Whiffs if cheesy, rank body odor. Said odor may originate from the body in general, the crotch, rectum or feet. May be noticed upon walking past or sitting next someone, while pumping them during sex or when in bed with them they move and fluff the sheets pushing rank air out from under.

I was doing Rachel from behind and I kept getting cheese draft from her ass. I made her go shower.

That group of bums just walked by and had the worst cheese draft ever.

He took his shoes off under the conference table and all I kept getting was cheese draft. I was about to throw up.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018