The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

The 10 levels of boredom

The 10 levels of boredom:
1/10: Falling asleep in class
2/10: Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
3/10: Searching this up and seeing what level you are on
4/10: Becoming unconscious
5/10: Splonking yourself on the head using a petrified baby a gazillion times
6/10: Going deaf
7/10: Sleeping for a week
8/10: Turning into a puddle of goo
9/10: Evaporating
10/10: Breaking the edges of the universe

The 10 levels of boredom

by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Immortal And Bored

Immortal And Bored

Immortal And Bored

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

40 and Bored

When you and your partner decide not to do something until your 40 and bored.

Bf “ hey babe wanna do this “
Gf “ no not until we’re 40 and bored”

by Maddog1399 May 26, 2025

Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?

I'm bored DAMN

"I'm so bored bro i can Im soooooooooo goddamn bored GADMAN BRO LIKE I CAN TYPE MY ENTIRE KEYBOARD:1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}|asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?"

by RandomDudeOnWWW November 27, 2025

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

by how did you find this February 15, 2022

hi. im bored

hi bored. im -----

sorry im dying of boredom over here-

uhhhhhh idk. usually to break a silence.

like i just kinda tell my friends 'hi. im bored' & they say me 2.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022