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my boyfriend

the most perfect, amazing, caring person ever, hes the only person ive ever loved, and i never want to lose him
my boyfriend is so amazing:)
by thatssussy September 4, 2021
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shrimp boyfriend

A shrimp like boyfriend is a man that has a desirable body but an ugly face.
That guy is so hot but he has a butterface

He's a shrimp boyfriend
by CheeseFingerGuy May 28, 2024
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Canon Robin’s Boyfriend

A thicc boy named Owen who canon has fantasies about. They have a very steamy relationship because both are quite busty.
Canon Robin’s Boyfriend loves his massive shlong.
by Humptydumpty696969 October 8, 2021
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total boyfriend inclusion

Refers to where you specifically request da "main squeeze" of a smokin’-hot number whom you're also super-fond of to actively "partake 'n' participate" in da assorted fun/pleasant activities dat you yourself usually engage in wif said blinky-eyed damsel whenever she’s honoring you wif her warm-natured companionship.
Total boyfriend inclusion can have at least three awesome advantages:
(1) It removes any anxiety/jealousy dat da dude might otherwise feel while you're "dabbin' it up" wif his sweetie-pie, since he'll be right there to observe everything dat happens. Plus he will be grateful to you for thoughtfully "including" him in said pleasant activities, so dat he doesn't feel "left out" at all.
(2) It helps da **girl** to feel more comfy wif your affectionate attentions, too, of course, since she no longer will hafta be concerned dat any of da activities dat she shares wif you might be considered "doing something behind her dream-guy's back". And again, there will be da same strong element of appreciation towards you, just as in Example #1 --- da gal will respect you for inviting her honey-bear to "come along for da ride", and so this will earn you lots of extra "brownie-points" wif HER, too.
(3) It will allow da dude to actually observe and experience all of da nice stuff dat you and Miss Cutie-Pie love to share, so dat he can clearly see first-hand what things she most enjoys, and how she likes dem performed. This can be especially helpful and welcome for a dude who is a bit clumsy and/or unaware, and thus he has not always been able to give Miss Smileysweet da more “delicate” nuances dat she craves when he’s “puttin’ da lovies” to her, such as rubbing her neck/back/limbs/feet in a truly soothing/sensuous manner, making discreet/diplomatic word-choices in “awkward” situations, etc.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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Kiss your boyfriend

Hey today’s national kiss your boyfriend go kiss jake.
by Poppy princess September 4, 2021
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Boyfriend

The person who makes you feel happy, loved and cared for. The one boy that never makes you feel like you need more love. Someone who makes you over joyed. Who you can truly be yourself around. This boy makes you feel like you are soaring through the clouds. He keeps your secrets, you can trust him with things you don't tell your friends. On top of all that he has "healing kisses" his kisses make you feel better.
Example 1
Girl 1: is that your boyfriend?
Mary: yea, he is the best. I couldn't imagine life without him!

Example 2
Boy 1: hey Mary, do you want to be my girlfriend?
Mary: No I'm perfectly happy in my relationship I don't need anything more. I love my boyfriend with all my heart.
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my uncultured boyfriend

my boyfriend doers not know who Dove Cameron is.
we are not alike.
Perish.
person 1: hey! Dove Cameron in Descendants.. am I right ?? :D
my uncultured boyfriend: ... who's that slag?
person 2: *shhakes head in dibelief* so uncultured :(
by coolswag&delicious April 22, 2021
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