Bill Hicks

Bill Hicks was an overrated immoral stand up comic who advocated mandatory recreational drug use.

Bill Hicks said there was no such thing as death so what does it matter that he's dead?

by A. Bunker April 20, 2006

Bill Clinton number

The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.

Her Bill Clinton number is 4.

by halcyontrooper March 16, 2011

Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.

"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."

by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 03, 2022

Pull a Bill Cosby

Druging a woman's drink and having sex with her while she is passed out .

Guy 1: How'd things go with that girl you met ?
Guy 1: She didn't want to take things too far so I had to pull a Bill Cosby on her .
Guy 1: Classic .

by Td July 27, 2016

skills to pwn the bills

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.

Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*

by Wonaldo April 21, 2008

four dollar bill

Someone who is so obviously flaming gay that the term "three dollar bill" is an understatement.

My new neighbor didn't just come out of the closet, he broke down the closet door...he's a four dollar bill.

by fetmeister May 11, 2009

three dollar bill

Noun.

Fake, not real. Counterfeit.

That watch is as fake as a three dollar bill.

by CaptPicard776 December 20, 2007