by Kevin Smiths biggest fan February 14, 2009
Get the Ben Affleckmug. Ben Affleck (1971-) is an American actor famous for being in movies with his best buddy Matt Damon, but infamous for his relationship with Jennifer Lopez. He is currently married (as of the publication of this entry) to Jennifer Garner.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Because of the incessant media attention with Affleck's relationship with Lopez, people have begun to insult his craft needlessly, particularly his movie Gigli (2003) and pretty much every film he did after that one. They may have been box office and critical disasters, but no one really watched them anyway, so who actually knows how bad they are?
He also happens to have an unusually large head. Seriously. Too bad plastic surgery can't change that.
Janie: Why do you hate Ben Affleck?
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
Sara: Because he's the biggest douche in Hollywood.
Janie: How do you know that?
Sara: I read it in the tabloids... er, I mean newspaper.
Janie: Riiiiiiiiight.
by Camnation January 8, 2007
Get the Ben Affleckmug. Nickname for Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Is said to be one of the most talented quarterbacks in football. He isn't a pretty boy like Manning or Brady. He drinks, drives a motorcycle, and can take hits. He replaced Maddox and lead the Steelers to a 15 - 1 record his first season. The second year he lead the Steelers to winning Superbowl XL. He is the youngest quarterback ever to do so. Recovering from a motorcycle accident, he is overcoming his injuries to show the NFL that the Steelers want Superbowl rings for both hands.
by partyboy69 June 23, 2006
Get the big benmug. Harry: Who is Ben Franklin again?
Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?
Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?
Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.
by babyFACEdouche July 29, 2010
Get the Ben Franklinmug. A Mexican born child, often found using bad grammar or playing online games.
Usually has an uber leet cousin.
Usually has an uber leet cousin.
by amgfail June 6, 2009
Get the Ben Claptonmug. Known as Funky. Askren is one of the most underrated mix martial artists to weigh 170 lbs. The former Olympian, ncaa champ and bellator/one welterweight champion joined the UFC in October 2018 and has a professional record or a 19-1-1. He wrestled at the university of Missouri and is a 2 time hodge winner. He is seen as one of the best grapplers in mma and should fight khabib.
by Bruinsguy October 11, 2019
Get the ben askrenmug. by Ben Kelly February 5, 2018
Get the ben kellymug.