This is what old school dads used to call goofy bastards. People who say or do dumb shit all the time and anyone who has met them just knows they are a gophy bastard. The gophy comes from the east coast connotation because they talk funny...making them gophy know it all bastards toh! It's interchangeable with gophy betch.
Terry do you realize what a gophy bastard you are? Nobody laughs at your lame attempts at humor. Dat Terry......he a gophy bastard. And dat Jane.....she a gophy betch....she so dizzy!
by Eric Luck May 9, 2024
Get the Gophy Bastardmug. My car has broke down, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!
S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!
S'è scassat a machin, mannagg Gesuell chillu puorc bastard!
by psudonerim November 27, 2021
Get the Mannagg Gesuell Chillu Puorc Bastardmug. 1. A particularly nasty piece of work. A real jackass. Someone you’d rather beat with a brick until they stop twitching then interact with. Not a nice chap by any means.
2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well
2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well
by Octagonal Revolver April 2, 2022
Get the Rat-Bastardmug. A person with a December birthday who ends up spending birthday money on someone else's Christmas present. Also someone who gets combined birthday/Christmas presents.
Rudolph bought Buddy's Christmas present with the $5 his granny gave him for his birthday, and his aunt gave him an ugly sweater for both. The poor guy's a complete Christmas bastard.
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 14, 2019
Get the Christmas bastardmug. by archielmao February 8, 2021
Get the hair bastardmug. by tw@t August 24, 2021
Get the you fokking bastardmug. A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins
by anonymous November 30, 2021
Get the Fat bastardmug.