A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.
by Omega Messiah March 09, 2020
the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
by BobbotheThrasher January 01, 2023
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021
The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The term “dirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021
A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022