Awesomeness

Paul French

He is the best dude to ever live. The way he lives life is pure awesomeness.

by Meawesome21 February 18, 2022

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

awesome tots

An expression that describes any recent incident that was completely awesome and mind-blowing. Not to be confused with the preppy "tots", pronounced "toats" or "totes". Ew. This phrase is also used to express vague interest in a situation, when used as a reply.

Sit #1:
Friend: Did you just see the triple turn-around toss I just executed flawlessly?
Me:YEEEEES, and that was so freakin' awesome tots.
Friend: Thx. *grinn* I'll try a quadruple this time around.

Sit #2:
Me: Omgs, I'm going to die this weekend cause I haven't finished my lit paper and it's due monday!
Friend: awesome tots.
Me: Wtf? are you even listening?
Friend: what? oh. yeah, listening.
Me: stfu. wahtever.

by Autsel April 23, 2010

AWESOMER

A word describing something one word cannot describe. May be confused with awesomer but the word is not true if in lowercase at all in the spelling of the word.

That man is so AWESOMER, I wish I could have him!

by The Stepladder November 1, 2020

Awesome

When something is cool and its amazing!

This house is AWESOME!

by Trolololol! February 2, 2016

awesome

what I am

"OH SHIT DIEGO IS AWESOME"

by DIEGO SWAG LORD April 3, 2017

Awesome

Useless word used to cover up the fact that you don't have anything interesting to say.

2019 version of "that's so fetch"

"Omg I had such an awesome time! It was such an awesome party with awesome people"

"This is an awesome product. Please buy it"

by awesomeawkward May 31, 2021