august

a pagan name for a month. more of that old catholic vomit. it's coming back up every year. some people swallowed it and it came back anyway.

"Oh, look. It' august again."
"Yipee!"
"Man, shut yo dumb ass up!"
"Oh."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

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August 16th

aggressively make out with your homie today!

homie 1: yo bro its August 16th
homie 2: oh emm gee i forgot
*homie 1 and 2 start to aggressively makeout*

by sussyburgder August 16, 2022

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August 21

august 21st is national misbah day! 🎉🥳

“hey what day is it today??”
“national misbah day (august 21st)

by the realest!! August 19, 2023

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The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)

I love me a Auguste

by dascoldd August 21, 2023

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