Crisp ass

A perfect ass.

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!

by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017

reservoir ass

When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.

Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.

by P. Ness September 10, 2008

ass circumference

The circumference of that ass is always 69.8cm

Damn what is the ass circumference
?

by Bootyguru April 17, 2016

ass pudding

The next morning after anal sex, a mixture of semen and feces are found in your toilet bowl.

I fucked Linda real good last night, but she left a nice pile of ass pudding in my john.

by Garserdt March 30, 2010

That is America's Ass

Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.

"That is America's ass."

"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."

by avengethetaco May 1, 2019

ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.

Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

ass fucked

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.

Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem

by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007