OMG (sbd) is/are/am handsome

oh my god (somebody) is/are/am handsome
TROLOLOL

wow r u da stupid guy? OMG u r handsome LOL
OMG (sbd) is/are/am handsome LOL

by omgomglololol September 5, 2018

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

I am Canadian

I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer

Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian

by SlamJammer June 11, 2018

choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest

todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*

by ologs July 21, 2019

9 am

Time to get out of bed ! If you are still in bed at this time then you need to get out . You are so lazy !

It's 9 am get out of bed

by Sarah ingham November 9, 2019

4 am

A notification on my phone that its time for bed and to quit talking to "him"

'phone alarm rings'
me: shit i gotta go its 4 am
him: awe ok good night
me: good night
me: 'cries'

by qwerty.b November 12, 2019

Am-Bam

A slim thicc woman. That drinks titty juice with vodka. She will have 10 kids and will want to kill all of them. She is the type of human being to keep all holiday stuff out all year. Works five jobs and still doesn’t have a lot of money. She is married to a transgender guy that’s obese and eats his earwax.

Heyyyy is that a Am-Bam?
Look that girl is gonna be a Am-Bam.
Heyyy Am-Bam

by Big shrinky gpa dicks November 21, 2019