trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!

I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!

by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009

Drunk FiBing

Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.

I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.

by Jeremichi July 3, 2010

teela drunk

Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.

Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night

Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!

by RAMONA JOHN ROBERTS November 22, 2010

loser drunk

When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.

Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!

by TbayGuy1 December 22, 2010

Sombrero Drunk

When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.

Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.

by Carlos and Scott June 19, 2007

hobo drunk

to be so drunk, one cares not whether he or others are covered in one's own urine, vomit, or feces.

Dude, Ronald consciously puked into his crotch at the bar. Yeah, he was hobo drunk.

by Mick Manhattan January 6, 2008

Trendy Drunk

A woman or gay man that is intoxicated on a daily basis, gets trashed, shit faced, and wasted, and still manages to look fashionable. These trendy drunks are typically spotted in major art and fashion schools.

Girl 1: "How does that chick's hair still look so good after she drank a bottle of vodka, threw it up in the sink, and drank some more?"

Girl 2: "She must be a trendy drunk. Betch."

by Trendy Drunk February 26, 2012