(n.) A condition in which an individual is nagged and/or afflicted by a raving cow. Also known as marriage.
by ChriSe7en July 12, 2009
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug. When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis
by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020
Get the Flaming Reverse Cowmug. 
These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.
Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.
by astoriastory March 10, 2007
Get the Strategically Placed Cowsmug. 
Get the butt cow boymug. by Weakest Link August 22, 2009
Get the Flip Cow Uddersmug. A legitimate medical term for the symptoms of P.M.S.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
A woman with Mad Cow Disease is referred to as a mad cow.
Matt, "Thanks for taking me to the indian casino to play poker tonight. I had to get the fuck away from my wife before she drove me nuts."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
Jeff, "You're welcome. I knew you needed it. According to my calender she's got mad cow disease this week."
by dooshkanew August 23, 2009
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug.