Thirsty-Drive

Driving while under the influence of alcohol. Another term for drinking and then driving.

"I've had 5 shots, but I need to get my car home, looks like it's time for a Thirsty-Drive!"

by TowerLadda71 December 20, 2014

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Delevan Drive Elementary

A very cheap and crappy school

We can't afford a good school, so I'm gonna take your ass to shitty ol' Delevan Drive Elementary with fat ladies as the "Principals"

by ChickenChocker69 August 2, 2023

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Should drive them insane

Says Matt Lech... Proving that THE JEWS feel ENTITLED to CONTROL YOUR MIND.

Hym "I mean, at least Michael Rappaport had the decency to renounce his Judaism while the Jews were literally committing a genocide but between Ben Shapiro who wants to control your body and Matt Lech who wants to control you mind, you have Jews on both sides of the political who feel justified in controlling you in perpetuity. And then Stephen Banel thinks the Jews get to steal your identity so they can use it to rape women. So the Jews get to commit genocide, control your body, control your mind, steal your identity, enslave you spiritually, steal your work and enslave you literally, and YOU get to do whatever the Jews allow you to do! So Tim Walz gets to do a Nazi Salute. Elon does not get to do a Nazi Salute. They want to control what you say. They want to control who gets to make money UPTO AND INCLUDING LITERALLY CREATING AI! And if people don't do what the Jews want... They (The Jews) should drive them insane. The Jews should be able to drive you insane, at a whim, and if your kids get murdered because of it... It still isn't the Jews fault. Nothing is. Even if the Jews were to actively commit a genocide... EVEN THAT is not the Jews' fault. They assume no blame for anything bad that happens or anything they actively do and they assume absolute authority over your mind, body, and soul. They think they are God. That's the religion. I was right all along."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

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the driving crooner

a sketch from season 3, episode 1 of Tim Robinson’s “I Think You Should Leave” in which he plays a good samaritan driver who picks up people who are over the legal limit. but in reality…he is the driving crooner. he’s really gotta find a way to make money off of this

driving crooner: fuck fuck fuck fuck! they’re trying to make it look fake!
passenger: slow down!
driving crooner: you gotta be right next to me for it to look real. you gotta be RIGHT next to me.
passenger: what is this?
the driving crooner: you’re riding with the driving crooner baby

by anonymous June 28, 2023

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