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Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing
"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live
by Charno July 1, 2019
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slick willy slammer

When you do 4 shots of fireball and try to get laid and it doesn't work...
Damn bill is an idiot he pulled a slick willy slammer on Sally last night
by Billyz February 25, 2022
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Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)
Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!
by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011
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willy wonka kiss

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015
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wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.
Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!
by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011
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with my fat willy

a way of communicating with your mom it replaces the word yes

mom - hi son would you like some fun games to play son - with my fat willy
1 - do you like playing

2- with my fat willy
by how much are condoms October 31, 2019
mugGet the with my fat willymug.

Rac Em Willie

A person that is of mature age, homeless,and has crackheadish affiliation.
Damn that dude lookin in the garbage is a fuckin rac em willie
by T.Clay January 25, 2010
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