Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
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"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024
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by Sequestered May 21, 2024
Get the open smith mug.Quite possible the blandest name ever. If you know a Jack Smith you should be aware that their parents were not very original and must've been high on the Labour drug Pitocin.
by ChristopherMartin November 9, 2021
Get the Jack Smith mug.Amelia is Ana amazing person she is beautiful she is one of a kind and she always has a smile On her face she is sometimes seen as a man magnet but I don't see it I just see a beautiful girl that loves life and that cares about others. Amelia is always putting others first before herself and she has the cutes laugh that makes you feel happy to hear she is cute, gorgeous, pretty beautiful and she loves to dance if you come across her you are lucky x
by Amelia Jane Campbell smith January 4, 2019
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Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
Smith College has a 2.6 billion dollar endowment (2022) but could not be bothered to provide a free tampon at the 120 million dollar New Neilson Library. Its ok though, smithies like to free bleed.
The wild lesbos are frequently seen putting out bougie ciggs under their platform docs.
Often walking in herds smith athletes are a different breed entirely. Often confused as to how they ended up in a land of dyed haired degenerates. Their superiority complex manifests in idiotic UMASS boyfriends who roam the halls and leave stray pubes on the gender neutral toilet seats.
As the most haunted campus in the United States, Smith College boasts heaps of paranormal activity often resulting in lesbian tarot readings and seances.
Weekends are spent fantasizing about pussy, and hiding from your exes in dingy quad basements. The best parties take place in the academic buildings, where the passively rebellious Smithie might attempt to disappoint their parents.
The professors are either old, sexy, or a confusing combination. It could be that we are all just thirsty...
Unlike the Smith website may advertise Smith is mostly populated by white bisexuals from the Boston area and Portland.
Smithies work hard, but smoke harder, eager to forget their professors bussy which they desperately long to peg.
by pussysmasher420 April 20, 2022
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The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
The have a dad bod and fading strength because he got Asama. he loves correcting mistakes and shouting at the top of his lungs during football games.
He can be found in a ball field, church, fishing airing up his tires to his red pick up, yelling at his youngest son, sitting gracfully on his recliner with no shirt on or in a classroom or on the track. overall he is a ...kind...person I guess. who is chill as long as you don't mess up
Pronouns " all that gender crap is made Up"
Mr / Papa Smith ( my dad) will be really happy if the urban dictionary people publish this
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
Mr/Papa smith really likes his coffee ( more than Me)
by Tg223P October 8, 2023
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