Hate wank

To punish one’s self for poor performance you masturbate using deep heat as lube.

Johnny lost another client today, he went home to punish himself with a hate wank.

by This_guy0885 November 2, 2023

Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.

I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.

by Dragon67 April 16, 2023

radar wank

Friends and family around feeling horny?

Have a radar wank.

The act of wanking with someone close by while also being aware you could be caught at any moment so you are ready to hide your wood.

My wife was being frigid she went downstairs so I decided to have a radar wank.

by Ronk5 October 5, 2023

Posh wank

Masturbation with a condom

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.

by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020

Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020

Dommy Wank

A Dommy Wank is a form of masturbation, commonly used by teenage boys. This is done by putting a condom on your shaft, and tossing one off. They provide an incredible sensation when creaming, but they can be pretty messy. Kibria has no dommy’s.🤏

See ya later bois i’m off for a dommy wank!

by sissokothag17 April 25, 2020

wing wank

When you eat a portion of chicken wings then masturbate with the sauce still on your fingers.

Man after that pound of wings I had to go for a wing wank

by The_Absolute February 21, 2020