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Touching The Tortoise

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them
by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023
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Non-touched

I non-touched that topic.
by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023
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Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.
Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?
by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023
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go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)
1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass
by BunnieXD November 13, 2023
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Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under
Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt
by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023
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touch yourself

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea
by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023
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Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life
What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.
by Pialinist January 1, 2024
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