Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023

Non-touched

To not touch something.

I non-touched that topic.

by EddieBrock5 November 6, 2023

Sipho's touch

The opposite of a Midas touch, where everything he touches turns to shit, rather than gold.

Have you ever noticed that John seems to have Sipho's touch?

by iT3RM1N4T0R November 13, 2023

go touch grass

Touching grass is perfect to cringy people (get r/youngpeoplereddited lol)

1. Person 1: I write a YFM BenaPuff (Puff x Benatar) yaoi uwucutesingle maid!puff boku no pico uwu kawaii yaoi fluffy lemon fanfic!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!1!
Person 2: Go touch grass

by BunnieXD November 13, 2023

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024