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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Dirty tony

I did a dirty tony to my girl yesterday shit was pissed
by Super Uber September 6, 2018
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Tony

Tony is handsome, nice personality, big dick, 6’5 will fuck your mom and sister at the same time.
Tony will fuck your big dick dad…., Sike nigga he will fuck your girl then beat her.
by Antoneo November 21, 2021
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Tony-han

One of the best things in your life, that you never want to loose!

She will do what she has to to make people laugh.No matter there are gonna be people that hate her for her awesome personality but she is an internally confident girl.
She doesn't usually like someone but, when she does she's head over heels
Tony-han? Oh yeah I know her she's so pretty!
by Bigdaddypac November 22, 2021
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Pull a Toni

Leading someone on in your course to the point where you go on dates together, while in the process getting them to do all your assignments and at the end of the year dropping the bombshell that you are already dating someone.
"Yo Nathan, what dafuq happened! Did your girl just pull a Toni on yo ass!"
by AllPowerfulShagy February 12, 2019
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Tony Capra Bath House

wow tony capra bath house is so lit. it banging place it so nice
by crappy40 May 13, 2018
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tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus
oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed
by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021
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