Chris Brown

Punching your girlfriend excessively and leaving bruises and bite marks on her in plain view.

Guy 1: Dude My girlfriend found those text messages in my phone last night. She started throwing a fit.

Guy 2: You need to Chris Brown her ass man. Then maybe she'll learn.

by Beeeeeerit March 08, 2009

chris brown

v. beating up someone, perferabbly a female, for no to some reason.

n. a wife beater

adj. to be a wife beater

Guy # 1: DAMN! What did you do to your wifey?

Guy #2: I went Chris Brown on her ass.

#1: Uh, why?

#2: Idk. Just felt like it.

*#1'S WIFEY WALKS PASS*

#1: HEY BITCH! *beats up wifey* YES!!!! IM FINALLY A CHRIS BROWN!!!!!!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!

by kizziebabyxoxo July 19, 2009

Chris Brown

Woman Beater (:
and you cant deny he isnt

me: Have you seen Chris brown lately?
Person: Yeah thats why i have a black eye

by RGYHUJDSYF UGUIG March 10, 2009

chris brown

a form of clothing. more formally known as a tank top, these articles of clothing are also made reference to the ones rednecks wear, hence getting the name wife beaters.

now that it has been shown that chris brown beats women, we are forced to conclude that a chris brown is the same thing as a wife beater.

guy 1: "whatcha wearing"

guy 2: "guess"

guy 1: "I dunno, a wife beater?"

guy 2: "no, a chris brown"

by babygus February 11, 2009

Chris Brown

v - to severely beat the shit out of someone

"Man, I gotta Chris Brown that nigga for trying to steal my girlfriend"

by joeyk-town April 17, 2009

chris brown

A wannabe Hilary Duff like singer that is black and sing songs such as Run-It that appeals basically to 14 year old girls and 50 year old men that like these 14 years old girls.

Teenybopper: OMG!! Chris Brown is like so sexy and he is sooo talented... OMG I wanna marry him!!!
Normal 35 year old: Get a life and listen to Hilary Duff/Hannah Montana.

by Lil Duff 2008 June 18, 2008

Chris Lowell

Sexy motherfucka actor whose toned body rivals that of a grecian god and whose vocal chords form notes that are a thing of unrivaled beauty.

Did you see Chris Lowell on Private Practice last night?

by amandab September 14, 2007