Text Off

Texting instead of calling your employer to advise you will not be coming into work. Commonly used to avoid having to fake sounding sick when you are not actually sick.

"I really want to blow off work today, but my boss will ask me questions. Why don't you Text Off instead?"

"I'm not coming in today I am very sick right know I ve been taking medication all nght. Body is all aching doctor advise to stay home until Wed."

by jombinator October 14, 2011

Neccesary Text

A text,sent in a reasonable amount of time after the previous one which purpose is to:
1. Prevent the other person from feeling completely awkward
2. Prevent the conversation from coming to stand still

1.Jeff: I love you
Tina: (no response)
Jeff: uhhhh well then
2.Jeff: Wats up?
Tina: nmu
Jeff: nm
(convo ends)

Mr. Rogers: That Kids is an example of a Neccesary Text

by GMC522 March 1, 2009

Risky text

On January 22 and 23 it is nation send a risky text days

I just sent a risky text .what u send bro .”U hungry I have some you a snob on.”

by I am the master of days January 22, 2022

Pre-text

When you get a text from a hot girl, and it could be percieved as being a slutty text, your first reaction (being sexual) is a pre-text! You then reply in a normal way, BUT it has to be similar to the pre-text so you can laugh about it!

For Example:

Text recieved: "Mm, I'm having an ice cream, you jealous!?"

Pre-text: "Only if it's melting onto your nipples..."

Actual response: "Only if it's Ben & Jerry's!"

by Essy-k April 25, 2008

Cold Text

-noun.

1. A text message that was ignored, disregarded or dismissed.
2. A show of indifference or disregard for someone's text message.

Derived from the phrase, cold shoulder, a phrase used to express dismissal or the act of disregarding someone.

Stefan texted Cathrin to see if she was still awake, though she was, she decided to give him the cold text.

by Stefan Heart June 17, 2011

text-end

When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.

Did you hear about that San Francisco MUNI train driver who text-ended another train?

by jlm_one May 11, 2009

text speak

a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.

text speak

"dee, look at the B Send"

"G send doooo!"

by deeee!!! August 12, 2009