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christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
by Gd9870 December 11, 2018
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Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 25, 2016
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Christmas

The single best time of the year. Family, friends and presents. The definition of that “warm cozy feeling
by google_was_my_idea. January 1, 2021
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Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment
"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"
by Four Square January 16, 2024
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Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative
by GuppyKing101 September 10, 2020
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Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.
by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022
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California Christmas Tree

Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
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