Zargon Syndrome

Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.

Don't want the Zargon syndrome.

by Aridzona October 5, 2009

SMYOYO syndrome

Medical slang for "Sorry Motherfucker, You're On You're Own". Used when someone has been injured so horribly, there is nothing a doctor can do.

The man was hit by a train, then flung onto the interstate, where he was hit by 6 semi trucks before rolling off the bridge into the river below, being bitten by a water snake, and getting creamed by a speed boat. After he was brought to the hospital, he was diagnosed with SMYOYO syndrome.

by NINJA_CARROT August 9, 2009

Slype Syndrome

Playing a game, you absolutely hate, over and over again. Asking yourself why you keep doing it.

That guy has the Slype Syndrome, he keeps playing that game over and over again despite hating it.

by defraudem October 1, 2018

Omalley Syndrome

Someone who constantly says the n-word and is slow. Someone who has this a bad sense of humor and is a sped. People with the Omalley Syndrome is slow and comprehends information slower than others. Someone who only wears under armor, and smells like shit. People with this syndrome may also be very bad at video games.

“This kid says the the n-word so much, he may have Omalley Syndrome”
“This kid at our lunch table may have Omalley Syndrome, he cannot understand and contribute to our conversations.”

by HardWorkerDI April 14, 2022

Luke Syndrome

The inability to control your bowels after drinking lots of alcohol.

Oh no, I think Craig has got Luke Syndrome after a heavy session last night.

by Aeh1234 December 21, 2020

Momzadamaus Syndrome

Meaning When a child is a complete idiot due to the mother being intellectually challenged idiot. The child is not at fault due to the mother's teachings .

His mother makes unintelligible decisions because of her momzadamaus syndrome .

by Lpm3 April 6, 2017

Star Syndrome

A condition where someone think they are really special or famous in the eyes of others.

A: Man, I wish I didn't throw a party just because I got 1k views on my youtube video. I'm broke now. And nobody is really watching my videos anymore.
B: My man, you on star syndrome shit? Get well soon.

by isthisaproperpseudonym January 18, 2021