Suicide

Suicide is a very serious topic. Depression goes unnoticed too many times. If you think someone has depression, please just talk to them; you might save their life. Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary issue. It can always be treated. It is never selfish to commit suicide. Never. It is your choice if you want to keep living life. In my opinion, life is worth living. If you have ANY suicidal thoughts, please, please, please call 988 or 1-800-273-8255.

Him: I am going to commit suicide.

Her: Please don’t. Your family loves you. Your friends love you. I love you. Please don’t leave me…

by Ilikebigbuttsandicannoylie August 22, 2022

Suicide Squad

A local Daytona viglante or assassin group. Most are former civil service workers. They are known for hacking into phones and planting evidence that no one knows is there until it's too late. They also get money from the government to create a mobile unit with fancy dodge chargers or challengers. They are paid with a bounty by an ex husband or ex girlfriend seeking ultimate revenge. They utilize the local police department software, the court database, and local college research institutions to use EMF devices and illegal substances to bring a person to the point of not being able to fight. They love to stalk and do black bag jobs, tamper with mail, steal from accounts all in hopes of making their target commit suicide.

Have you had the red scare of the Suicide Squad yet?/

by Starportal77 July 18, 2021

Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

suicide spliff

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it

"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."

by deadgoose69 November 3, 2019

Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009

Rectal suicide

When you knowingly eat overly spicy food knowing full well of the lava ass you will receive the next day.

I couldn’t help my self last night… I knew I was committing rectal suicide but that four horseman hot sauce blend is so good.

by Mungtongue February 6, 2022

Suicide Sosa

1. Cocain overdose (on purpose)
2. A full-time baller, multi billionaire, mass murderer, MC, God tier real nigga hailing from an East-African warrior Tribe known as the Huttu

I bet you can't think of anything cooler than Suicide Sosa

by Chad Amadeus Hugo April 18, 2018