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Golden cookie

The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!
by Schnozz January 7, 2013
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Golden Pipeline

A man, after getting his women to stick her ass up in the air, takes a nice well calculated piss in her asshole. In some special cases the man will continue to make mustard afterwords.
Billy had a long day at work and nothing would make him more happy than making a Golden Pipeline straight to the ass of the Vietnamese girl he just met. He wanted mustard too.
by Drpun May 20, 2009
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The Golden Dick

The dick that is used very well. The same dick is used to fuck over 1000 different girls. Its a very rare achievement to get.
I had sex with over 1000 different girls. Friend- "that is impressive, you achieve the Golden Dick"
by The Golden Dick September 3, 2018
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Golden Gaytime

When men engage in an orgy with one another, which involves giving each other golden showers and just having a good time.
Last night, Harry and Brendan were enjoying a golden gaytime with Scott and Ben. It was a warm and happy experience.
by CarlZha May 22, 2019
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Golden Oral

A sex act common in fetish groups similar to a golden shower, only aiming the urine stream directly into the recipient's mouth.
Alternatively, this can be performed similarly to a blowjob, only instead of ejaculating at the end, the recipient of the blowjob pees into the blower's mouth.
"She let me pee in her mouth"
"Dude, that's GOLDEN oral"
by linsky's September 30, 2012
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golden rule

For older gentlemen, always going to the bathroom to urinate before leaving home, work, etc.
Cliff always observes the golden rule before going anywhere.
by Mountain Swamp December 25, 2006
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golden years

The best part of a persons life, usually begin once a person turns 18/21 depending on where they live.
He was entering into the golden years, drinking and partying.
by Bane September 24, 2003
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