If Amber Heard were a state, it would California.
Mentally ill people, far left communists, drug addicts, homeless, broke but yet somehow has a surplus. Always on fire, riots every time a minority gets killed by the police. Oh did I mention all the celebrities live here....yep were in California!
by stainless67 August 30, 2022
Get the Californiamug. An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
by Hoof April 26, 2024
Get the California Handymug. He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.
by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022
Get the California deadmug. When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
by conky May 5, 2014
Get the California swiss rollmug. This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome
by Calicousin November 22, 2022
Get the California cousin spit roastmug. The way a Californian says goodbye to a person who they find sexually attractive by giving them the best sex they’ve ever experienced and leaving them wanting you/them to stay instead of going home.
Californian: thanks for showing me texas, let me show you a California goodbye.
Person: what’s that?
Person: what’s that?
by Cali#1 August 6, 2022
Get the California goodbyemug. A state of living where despite both of the parents making 6 figure salaries, they are just barely able to afford to live in the one story bungalow of a house because it costs $900,000 for no reason.
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
Usually when it comes to the family it self:
The daughter is a moody brat
The son is a wannabe gangster
The mom wears way too much makeup
And the dad is an idiot
"You're middle class right?"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
"Kind of.... I'm upper middle class.... like, California Middle class you could say"
by Plus-Size albert48 February 22, 2021
Get the California Middle Classmug.